Lib Novel Page 85
I slide off him but before I can get away Matteo hauls me back over him, laying me on top of his chest. “That’s it, Beastie. That’s fucking it. I’m never letting you go now.”
“Please don’t.”
Matteo: So we’re friends now, right?
Jacob: Of course we are man. The friendship deal was sealed the second you agreed to a dick piercing.
Alec: You are practically a part of the family now.
Matteo: Okay, good. Because I need some advice.
Jacob: Oh oh I loveeeee giving advice.
Alec: He does.
Alec: And that was a warning, Matty.
Jacob: Shut up! Where would you be without my VERY helpful help?
Jacob: That’s right, nowhere.
Alec: I am pretty sure when you ask a question, you are not also supposed to answer it too.
Jacob: When have I ever done what I was supposed to?
Alec: Truer words were never spoken.
Matteo: Okay, not that I’m being needy right now, but can we circle it back to me?
Alec: He’s totally being needy.
Jacob: Yep. But we love it.
Jacob: Give it to us! What can we do for you, our young and very much in love friend? We will share our unlimited wisdom with you.
Luke: Why am I in this group chat?
Matteo: You are the voice of reason.
Luke: Damn it, I was going to exit the chat but now I can’t.
Alec: My man, Matty, you have the magic touch. Look at my big brother going all mushy on you.
Luke: Alec?
Alec: Yeah, big bro?
Luke: Shut up.
Alec: Shutting up in 3, 2, 1…
Luke: You are a clown.
Alec: At least I’m cute.
Luke: Keep telling yourself that.
Matteo: GUYS!!!