Lib Novel Page 35
“Mom, I swear I don’t have time for your rubbish right now! I need to go in! Just bring me my stuff, okay?”
“Wait, Matty, what stuff? What am I supposed to bring you? And what are you doing at the hospital?”
“Becoming a dad.”
All I hear is a hiccup before I disconnect and rush inside.
Love Hive (Fantastic Four group chat):
Willoflove: SOS!
Toughtolove: Willa, I already told you, it doesn’t mean what you think it means *face slap emoji*
Willoflove: Fanny this is a real SOS!
CookieJ: What happened honey?
Ninasunshine: Tell us what do you need?
Ninasunshine: Fanny @toughtolove can’t you see she’s really freaking out!
Willoflove: I think I’m going to be a grandma?
CookieJ: Um, is that a question?
Toughtolove: How should I know, but it would be safe to assume that Matteo knocked someone up.
Ninasunshine: Rainbows, Fanny! Would you stop?
Willoflove: He just called me from the hospital, all frantic and worked up. Asking me to bring him his stuff because he’s about to become a dad!!!
CookieJ: Dear Lord! I thought you sent him to see Zoe on the pretense that he’s picking something up from her!
Willoflove: I DID!!!!
Toughtolove: Well, that plan failed…
CookieJ: Poopie crap.
Ninashine: Okayyyyy, first of all, breathe! We will figure it all out!
Willoflove: I don’t want to figure it out! I wanted Zoe to be my daughter-in-law. Not some hoochie he met along the way!
CookieJ: Um, ladies…
Willoflove: What? What else is happening? I don’t think I can take much more today. I’m already one Downer’s Luck in.
CookieJ: Stop drinking woman!
Ninasunshine: You all see that? See how she withholds something from us! And then you all say I’m overreacting.
Willoflove: You are definitely not overreacting, Nina. Jenny, I know I’m very lovable and generally don’t like violence but I’m (this) close to…letting Fanny kick you.
Toughtolove: Wow…that is some next level violence, Willa…
CookieJ: Ladies!
Willoflove: I know, my hand is still shaking after typing that out. I should go meditate and clear my chakras of this bad energy.