Lib Novel Page 28
CookieJ: Attention, attention. I just received news that Zoe is officially moving to Loverly Cave.
Ninasunshine: Which means operation “Tame the Beast” is officially on.
Willoflove: Thank Rainbows! I did not think this day would come.
Toughtolove: Calm your chakras, Willa. We still have a long road ahead of us.
Therunawaybride: And where, pray tell, were you with this advice when you were meddling in my love life?
Toughtolove: You’re welcome, Tootsie roll.
Therunawaybride: That was not what I meant.
Willoflove: I’ve waited this long, I can wait another six months.
Joydontpissmeofflevine: You all need help!
Joydontpissmeofflevine: And also stay away from Zoe!
CookieJ removed Joydontpissmeofflevine from the group chat.
Love Hive: (Fantastic Four group chat)
Toughtolove: Stay away from the newbie!
CookieJ: Who? Zoe? I thought we were going to help her.
Toughtolove: No, not Zoe. Her very handsome father with a cute butt.
Ninasunshine: Dear Lord…have mercy for that poor man.
CookieJ: Isn’t he a little too young for you?
Toughtolove: A little age gap never hurt nobody. Don’t you read romance? And I’ll have you know my lady parts are as good as new. Very well-oiled. In full bloom.
Ninasunshine: Dear Lord…you just ruined flowers for me.
Willoflove: I’ve heard he’s very content with his bachelor status.
Toughtolove: See, I knew he needed me.
CookieJ: How in the world did you get that from Willa’s words?
Toughtolove: Who wants to live in contentment??? That’s just another word for boring. Or a secret SOS signal, which I’m good at reading.
Ninasunshine: Should we warn him?
CookieJ: Definitely!
Toughtolove: You three stay away from Nerds. Nerds is mine.
Willoflove: He’s doomed. She’s already given him a nickname.
Toughtolove: I think I hear the Universe crying, Willa from your foul words. Go clean your chakras and stay away from mine.
CookieJ: And now she’s territorial.
Ninasunshine: Before you pee on the poor man to stake your claim, make sure you ask him how he feels about golden shower kink.