Tame the Beast : Small Beach Town, Single Mom Romance

With another giggle I’m on my back, living out my every fantasy and dream. Again and again because my man is insatiable.

And so am I.

This is it. This is my forever.

Matteo: I did it. I locked her down.

Alec: I will need you to elaborate because Hope and I just finished ACOMAF, and words like “I locked her down” are a bit of a trigger these days.

Luke: What the fuck is ACOMAF?

Alec: A Court of Mist and Fury. It’s the one after ACOTAR.

Luke: What the fuck is ACOTAR?

Alec: Have you been living in a cave? How do you not know this? It’s only the most essential book in the world of books.

Luke: You better pray my wife didn’t hear that. Because you just became her mortal enemy.

Alec: Go ahead, ask Gracie what she thinks about ACOTAR. We are buddy-reading.

After two minutes…

Luke: Who the fuck is Rhys and why is my wife obsessed with him? And stop buddy anything with my wife.

Alec: Not gonna lie, I have a major man-crush on the guy.

Jacob: Is everyone just going to ignore Matty’s statement?

Matteo: All good. I already texted my other friends. The real ones, you know.

Alec: Did he just question our friendship?

Jacob: He totally did.

Luke: I still do…a year later.

Alec: Matty, meet us at my tattoo shop in ten minutes! We will show you real friendship.

Matteo: Why does that sound like a threat?

Luke adds Joy and Hope to the chat.

Hope: Alec Colson, I swear to God, if you come home with another name tattooed on your ass, you are sleeping on the porch.

Joy: Well, that answers the question why my husband just ran out the door like his ass was on fire.

Hope: Why aren’t you pissed about this?

Joy: Honey, the man kept me up whole night, arguing why we should get a crocodile. An ass tattoo is a blessing at this point.

Joy: You hear that Jacob? Ass tattoo equals no crocodiles as pets.

Jacob: Damn it. See what sacrifices I make for you Matty! That’s real friendship.

Joy: Yet you still don’t know that Matteo proposed last night.

Hope: Solid burn.